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the-absolute-funniest-posts: thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:30:02 -0400

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

I should be kept away from wild berries and other edibles.

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:56:34 -0400

PRAISE THE LORD! Ya’ll are going to think I’m crazy, but I haven’t had scufflins in years so when daddy mentioned they grow back down by the creek I googled to see when scufflins are ripe so I’ll know when to go pick some, and then I was reminded that I’ve googled before and THERE IS NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! I figured that wasn’t the real name of them, but NOBODY seemed to know what a scufflin is to tell me the real name and FINALLY tonight when I googled I FOUND THE REAL NAME!

They are called muscadines and one of my problems is that I was calling them ‘berries’ in the searches, but they’re really grapes! Also kinda bummed to find out they’re in season in the fall. Oh well, I’ve got more blackberries to pick than I have the time for. I got half a cereal bowl full yesterday before it got too dark, then tonight we got a whole cereal bowl full before it got too dark, and that was just from one patch. (Yes, I ate half the bowl already… I can’t be trusted with berries man!)

FALL OUT BOY IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AAAHHHHHH!

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:54:37 -0400

Most of you (probably) know that I’ve been frantically trying to find someone to come with me to see Fall Out Boy because my parents wouldn’t let me go alone, right?

WELL in the end, since my sister is the only one who WANTS to go with me and she’s only 12 so my parents SURE AS HELL weren’t going to let us go alone, my whole family decided to do a like… mini-vacation. The kids have never been to Atlanta, Dallas doesn’t even remember the ONE time they’ve stayed in a hotel before, and my parents decided ‘fuck it, we’ll all go!’ so we’re going Sunday, eating lunch, going to the World of Coca Cola (I LOVED that place as a kid), then Graysie and I are going to the concert while the others go shopping and out to eat or something (probably swim in the pool at the, honestly) and then go home the next day.

HERE’S THE SUPER AWESOME BIT! (well no all of its but whatever) THE HOTEL IS ONE OF THE DRAGON*CON HOTELS! I can get a feel for the downtown area while we’re there! The Hyatt Regency is only 3 blocks from the World of Coca Cola and only like 5 blocks from The Tabernacle (concert venue) and I’m gonna try to talk my parents into letting us walk (if my dad has to walk WITH us to the Tabernacle then walk back to get us, so be it, I wanna get a feel for the walking situation since we’re going to walk exclusively for Dragon*Con after we park the car) but I’m kinda doubtful. Like I said, they didn’t want us to go to Atlanta alone (I’m 22 and she’s 12), I HIGHLY doubt they’d let us walk around downtown Atlanta at night alone, lol.

NOT that I blame them. I wouldn’t want to walk around alone. With my sister I’m not so worried (she’s 12 but she’s also like 5’8” and big, way less likely someone will try to mug the two tall, large girls, lol) but there’s no way in hell I’d walk around by myself at night there. That’s just ASKING to get held up and your stuff stolen. (Unless you’re my deranged friend Amber who thinks I’m a pussy for not wanting to walk alone at night in a city since she’s jaded from a lifetime of living in NYC)

EITHER WAY IM GOING TO SEE FALL OUT BOY AND STAY IN A SUPER AWESOME HOTEL (that was SHOCKINGLY cheap, holy shit) IN ATLANTA AND IT’S GOING TO ROOOOOOOOCK! AHHHHHH!

(If you didn’t figure it out, we don’t get to travel in my family, lol. Traveling when there are 3 adults and 3 kids is not cheap PLUS my dad literally never takes days off work. He works 7 days a week, EVERY week of the year. He works half-days on CHRISTMAS that’s how rare this is for him!)

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Tue, 21 May 2013 03:29:58 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 03:07:40 -0400

redscharlach: notcanonyet: I demand an answer. I can only...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:06:57 -0400

redscharlach:

notcanonyet:

I demand an answer.

I can only reply that perhaps I was right all along? But whatever the reason, the beauty of this visual coincidence is a source of total delight to me…

outcastfromgallifrey: #that look he gives her #MY ROSE IS SO...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:06:33 -0400

outcastfromgallifrey:

#that look he gives her #MY ROSE IS SO CUTE #SO FUNNY #SHE MAKES ME SMILE #A LOT #AND I WUV HER SO

jenny-1981: primedoverlord: scarletsash: grossnara: Tibetan...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:04:30 -0400

jenny-1981:

primedoverlord:

scarletsash:

grossnara:

Tibetan Mastiff

no those are fucking bears

Not sure if dog, or lion.

Either way it’s pretty fucking badass!

That is a dog-lion-bear… fucking bad ass

"Can you give us any hints about Sherlock?"

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:00:35 -0400

deeperstateofmind:

waitfortheawesomeness:

dudeufugly:

thank you Benedict! big help!

Really? I thought they were changing the name of the show to John

the amount of sass in this fandom is inspiring

thedoctorsjawn: [x]

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:00:08 -0400

thedoctorsjawn:

[x]

Just Coast With Me: tribyen: david-tennants-little-fangirl: neverthehurricane:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:57:06 -0400

Just Coast With Me: tribyen: david-tennants-little-fangirl: neverthehurricane:...:

tribyen:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very…

tastefullyoffensive: Headline of the year.[latimes]

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:56:43 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

[latimes]

…While he is a true believer in the gifts of human expression,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:55:39 -0400

…While he is a true believer in the gifts of human expression, Adam feels that the greatest tragedy is humanity’s lack of a true appreciation for the imagination and its many manifestations, as well as its inability to apply and develop some of mankind’s most innovative discoveries.

ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:54:52 -0400

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:54:17 -0400

dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:51:45 -0400

dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:50:50 -0400

shityo: morefunthanbeingsad: physicsphysics: An interesting...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:50:34 -0400

shityo:

morefunthanbeingsad:

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.

Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?

To fuck some shit up

tryingtoextendyourlife: (x)

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:50:17 -0400

tryingtoextendyourlife:

(x)

Iron Man 3: Post Credits Scene Bruce is all “Oh God, why...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:49:31 -0400

Iron Man 3: Post Credits Scene

Bruce is all “Oh God, why am I friends with you? I like you, dude, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME GO!”