Coffee > most other things in the universe

Aw, coffee, nooo

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Facts about me:

Well mostly just one fact:

If I’m ever rich, I’m going to have a house with at LEAST 1 secret passage, but hopefully at least 3.

Most important:

I want a room only accessible by opening bookcase. Preferably a nerd den like on that episode of Psych or a secret library full of fluffy pillows and shit.

Second most important:

A secret passage/space behind a painting (preferably a portrait where you can look out through they eyes because ITS JUST BETTER)

Third most important:

Spinning fireplace secret passage! Even if it’s just into the next room over that has a normal door leading into it. It’s still worth it.

I shit you not. If I ever get to build my own house and I have MONEY enough for these things, they’re all way more important than a super nice bathroom or kitchen or whatever. I mean, who needs a garage when you could spend that money instead on SECRET PASSAGES!!!

Filed under I am a grown up i swear it secret passages are just COOL

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dreamboatshield:

romakoto:

tifamex:

romakoto:

(plays the guitar)

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad

(aggressively headbangs)

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART

a flourishing anus and happiness for you too

OH.

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